Flushed Away

On IMDB.
A google preview.
Have a look at the preview and see if its your sort of file. By the makers of Wallace and Grommit, I was probably going to enjoy this film. I was not disappointed. A reasonable plot, some decent characters, and more jokes at other films expense than I can poke a stick at. It scores only 3.5/5 on the google page overall. I thought that was slightly disappointing, but I suppose across that many reviewers its not bad.
Our pet rat - Rodney is left alone, the house to himself. A sewer rat is left in the house by a freak event in the sewer and flushes Rodney down the toilet. He finds himself in Rat London, and meets Rita, and her enormous family. He's helpless, clueless and a danger to himself and others as Rita battles the baddies for a fake gem. Then there's the quest to get home, and some interesting chase scenes, but this part of the film if any lacked cartoon invention, if not cartoon jokes (they are there a plenty). Finally rat London is saved from the frog baddies, some of whom are french - definitely an intended pun I think.

As the animation gets more realistic, and the animation is VERY realistic, so the whole feel of the product moves away from the cartoon genre that it came from. That's a pity. I think back to Roger Rabbit and the handcuffs. Those type of jokes are completely absent here. This type of animation has the potential to switch between the two, and make something truly unique.

My recommendation, if your a Wallace & Grommit fan, don't miss it.

Luke 1:1-25 - The lot fell on Zechariah - first assessed sermon.

It was just another day at work for Zechariah. He's probably about 60, and very familiar with preparing for his day. His division were on duty today, so the preparations and prayers are more meticulous than other days. Perhaps he's wondered what will happen. More likely he had got used to the idea that someone would be chosen, they would go into the presence of God, and say their prayers, He was probably expecting a normal day. There are so many priests that they don't all get the chance, and when they do its their one and only chance. They will never be chosen again. When the lots were cast it was HIS turn. His mouth was dry – he was nervous and excited at the same time. I expect he checked to make sure that he knew the prayer – the prayer for the redemption of Israel. You couldn't go into God's presence and bother Him with little things – inconsequential things like wanting a son, and anyway Elizabeth was far too old for that now. So in he goes to perform his duties. And His world changes completely. We've heard the story, his prayers are answered – both his prayer for the redemption of Israel, and his private prayer – the one he'd just about given up on. Now an angel appearing is quite unusual today – when was the last time you saw one? It was even more unlikely then, but asking for proof – for a sign, was not the best possible response. So the sign he got was one that was obvious to everyone.

I am going to look more closely at the event that started it all. The lot fell on Zechariah. Was that just chance? Zechariah and his fellow priests would have believed that the lot was cast as a way of letting God have a say in the matter. We do not know the mechanism that was used - what exactly they did, but they did it because they believed that it was God who should choose, not one of the human beings. Today we would probably say that casting lots for something was a fair way of allocating a scares resource, or a rare opportunity. We would put the result down to 'chance' to a 'random' event. The Israelites did not see it like that. In the same way that some Christians don't believe in coincidences, but in God-incidences, the Israelites believed that God was there, involved in His world, in the tiniest detail, such as the casting of lots.

I should make a distinction here between the casting of lots to make a decision, and the casting of lots when each share of the lot is contributed by those who take part. That is called gambling, or gaming in the modern politically correct speech. Is it right for us to pay our pound, in the hope of winning millions back? Somebody will win it eventually, but by buying a share and hoping to get millions back we are chasing after money, not after God. Our purpose should always be to seek after God – to get nearer to Him. Riches will not do that, they are more likely to take your attention away from God.

Taking part in the lottery may not be such a good idea, but is there ever a time when a Christian would consider casting lots, in the same way as the Jews did? There appears to be only one occurrence in the new Testament where lots are cast. As the disciples re-grouped after the resurrection, and the enormity of what had happened began to sink in, they were concerned to replace Judas so that there would continue to be 12 apostles. Two people were suggested, and being unable to decide for themselves between the two, they prayed and cast lots. That is reported in Acts chapter 1, immediately following this in Acts chapter 2 they receive the promised Holy Spirit, and there is never another report of lots being used to understand Gods will. It is not required any more.

When Zechariah went into the presence of God, in the inner sanctum of the temple, he was closer to God there than he had ever been in his life. He went there to deliver the prayers of Israel to God. He went into the presence of the King. Now God has another temple in which to live – His people.

Do you remember the adverts for the National Lottery. The ones with a big hand coming out of the heavens and a voice saying “It could be you”, as the index finger pointed at someone? They want you to believe that a benevolent god will make you rich. What happens in reality is that when you become a Christian, God gathers you up in His hand, and says “It IS you”. You remain in God's hands for the rest of eternity. God brings you closer to Himself than Zechariah ever got in the temple. Your prayers are heard directly by God. Your big formal prayers that Jesus would return and finalise the establishment of His kingdom and bring an end to pain and suffering. Your small prayers for the well being of your friends and family, for those around you. You don't have to go to a particular place where God is – you have become the particular place where God is. God through His Holy Spirit is with you all the time where ever you are.

If God is with you all the time he will expect you to be doing His work as well. We have seen God at work through the tiniest things in His creation. When the lot fell for Zechariah, a whole stream of events was started that ultimately lead to the arrival of Jesus, to His death and resurrection, and to you and I being able to live with God.

As an Israelite priest Zechariah was committed to working for God. When his big chance arrived he didn't realise what was going to happen. He wasn't expecting to meet heavenly beings, or that His prayers would be answered in such a dramatic fashion. We too as committed Christians are intent on working for God. How do we respond to the little chances that come our way to do His work? Each of us will have been given specific tasks by God. I know what mine are. While I'm in training it's easy for me to understand, later it may not be so straight forward. I'm assuming you know what yours are too, but how do you respond to the small chances that you have?

We all remember Billy Graham, I expect. Possibly the 20^th century's greatest evangelist. There's a long chain of conversions that leads to Billy Graham:

• Sunday School teacher Edward Kimball helped lead Dwight L. Moody to Christ;

• J. Wilbur Chapman was converted at a Dwight L. Moody evangelistic meeting;

• Billy Sunday was converted at a Chapman meeting;

• Mordecai Ham was converted at Billy Sunday meeting;

• and Billy Graham was converted at a Ham meeting.

The first person in the list was Edward Kimball. I know nothing else about him, but I want to ask the question, not “who lead him to Christ?”, but who encouraged him to become a Sunday school teacher? What about the others, who invited them to their first Christian meeting, or the meeting they were converted at, or the meeting where they decided to become an evangelist?

Its in these tiny decisions that God ultimately makes a difference in his world.

Many years ago we had a mission in Billericay, a large tent was erected on the green, and posters put up around town. I prayed for an opportunity to speak with one of my neighbours about it, and the chance was given. Normally I rarely got the chance to speak to him, but that week I spoke to him three times. Was that just chance? He didn't want to go to one of the meetings, but he was interested in what was happening and why. A seed was planted – I hope it will eventually grow. But the point of the story is that for once I grasped the opportunity that was staring me in the face, checked with God that is was the right thing to do and followed up. It would have been easy for me at any time to ignore the situation, and miss the chance.

It doesn't have to be an evangelistic opportunity, it could be a chance to encourage a friend, or just enquire how they are and offer to pray for them. Zechariah, prepared carefully, I'm sure, for his day in the temple, but he didn't respond particularly well to his chance, that's probably because he didn't really expect God to do anything, but Zechariah didn't have the Holy Spirit 'whispering in his ear'. We do!

What do you expect of God this Christmas ? More than Zechariah? Something immediate and incredible? Like a visit from an angel? Or would you prefer a chance to be involved in his work, and a chance to set off a chain of events that leads to something even more incredible?

Amen

WINTERSMITH

Wintersmith
Terry Pratchett

Doubleday
ISBN 978-0-385-60984-5

Tiffany Aching is almost thirteen, she lives on Disc World, and is a trainee witch. Tiffany has voices in her head that help her, and us, see what is really going on. She is also frequently surrounded by very small blue men, they are called the Nac Mac Feegles. They have a duty of care over Tiffany, although they would not necessarily express it like that, so when ever she's in trouble they are watching over her and do their best to help. The Nac Mac Feegles have no fear, except of women, especially angry women, and of course witches. Otherwise, they are always up for a fight. They provide the lighter moments in the book, and prevent us from taking the story too seriously. Tiffany is the typical precocious child, and will not do as she's told. She's not bad, quite the reverse, but her sense of independence gets her into trouble. She's looked after by an older witch, who is supposed to be training her. She's taken to see the dance where summer and winter swap as the dominant elemental for the new season. The dance is the Black Morris. -She joins in – always a bad idea, and gets mistaken for the Summer Lady. That's when the trouble starts, the wintersmith falls in love with her, and all sorts of dangerous things begin to happen.

It's Mistress Weatherwax (the hag 'o' hags as the Nac Mac Feegles call her) who's really looking after Tiffany and training her and testing her. She is one of the original characters in Disc World, and appears in many of the books. Here we see a softer side of her, but only just.

Using elements from various mythological stories, new ideas and twists, and of course the setting of disc world itself, we have another brilliant story from Terry Pratchett. If you've read any of the Disc World stories, you'll already know what a good storyteller Pratchett is. The characters are developed nicely from the previous book in the series, and you have a feeling there is more to come. Which we certainly hope there is.

Casino Royale

So does Daniel Craig make a good Bond? Forget the film this seems to be THE question. There was a mixed reaction from the assembled passengers in the car on the way back from the Cinema. His Bond is certainly harder and somewhat more realistic than the Brosnan version, closer to Timothy Dalton (my personal favourite). There is blood that needs to be washed off, but no bruises, and recovering from 'flat lining' to full health inside an hour is just a step too far. Still that IS Bond, so I shan't be too critical, it is part of why the entertainment works.
So to some of the truly impressive things about the film. The 'free-running' chase was remarkable, the best chase I've seen in a long time. Its' sheer energy, effort, and surprises, and the looks of exhaustion on the actors faces made it a real high light. The contrast between action and physiological tension - in and out of the poker game - was also a good mix, and something of a rarity in Bond terms. A nice addition, and other piece of reality that makes the fantasy more believable. Then there are the stunning special effects, the record achieved of turning a car over seven times, and driving through a moving bendy bus. Both these have been on so many spoilers, and were even in adverts at the start of the show, that they are de-valued before they are seen.
Some things are missing from the usual formula. No outrageous gadgets - Bond survives using his wits, intelligence, and fighting skills. That makes for a better story, although I did miss the banter with Q. Which brings me to quips, there aren't really any of those either - Bond is a much more serious, reflective character, hard nosed, less flippant. This is probably closer to the books. Womanising is largely missing, too - and where it does occur it is so obviously used as a means to an end, not as a character trait.
The big new addition to this Bond is a real woman. Not the 'Oh James' types of the seventies and eighties, nor the ones who can clearly look after themselves, and think they can do the job better. This one (Eva Green) is intelligent, and involved in the plot, she's also affected by the mayhem around Bond (and therefore her) in a realistic way. She is a proper love interest for Bond, not just a woman on the side. This was the only part of the film I really didn't enjoy. I'll call it the Travel Brochure Scenes. Just too long, half the length would be more than enough. We get the picture, and we know it isn't going to last, so just get on with the story.
Yes, the story. Partly about Bond, and partly about his mission. Some of the strategy seems a little strange - we're going to bankrupt this man so that his associates will kill him, and then when they threaten to do just that they are eliminated. Or did I miss something?
Key elements of the genre are retained. Bond does not kill any innocents. Bond is not corruptable, he has a job to do and is true to it. People are important, property is not. This film provides a way to develop the newly promotes double-o in other ways, to keep the interest of a new generation, and three older generations judging by the audience.

Was it a good film - Yes. It was not too long, just about right. Should you go and see it? If you're a Bond fan or enjoy action films - yes.

Rockingham Mini-Cooper driving experience

I have been waiting for this for over a year and a half. It was a case of third time lucky, as the saying goes. Not that I believe in luck, if I hadn't kept trying to get it booked, I would never have got to the third time. This time round there was no bad weather, no traffic jams - there or back, no real idiots on the roads. Apart from some less than pleasant coffee at the Little Chef, the day went really well.
Remembering the route a little bit made getting there easier - we followed the signs, and ended up at a locked gate, the gate looked familiar, but not the scene behind it, so we drove off to look for the entrance we had used last time. We soon found that, and were admitted by a much friendlier guy with a very strange (northern European?) accent.
We booked in, and wandered round the pits. While we were looking at Lamborghinis and Ferraris there was a screech of tyres, followed by a cloud of smoke, and a strong smell of burning rubber. We went back to look at the scene, one of the single seaters was in the wall. The ambulance went out, and the fire truck, they were there a long time, the single seaters were called in. Eventually the ambulance pulled away, and disappeared into the middle of the track somewhere. Later we watched as the car was carried back, with both its left wheels missing.
Then we came to the drivers briefing. A bit about Rockingham – one of only two banked ovals in Europe, it was built for Champ Car (Indy Car). We would be on the in-field, not on the banking. How to drive a fast car round a track - brake before the corner, run round it across the apex, and once past start to accelerate out. Sounds familiar, it what they tell you on F1. Then down to the pits proper, where the minis are. Here we are split into groups, and have to find helmets. The instructors do up the helmets. They are uncomfortable, and too tight round the ears. There are three to a car, but only one travels in it at a time.
Andrew went first in his three, I went last in mine. I went to watch, although there isn't much to see. You can only really see what the cars are doing on the pit straight, I timed a couple of his laps - about two minutes a lap, but difficult to tell if it was good or not because you can't tell how much traffic there was on the rest of the circuit. All the cars came back and swapped to their second driver, except car 1. About five minutes later car 1 returned, it later transpired that Andrew was in a group of two, not three, so benefited from extra time! Andrew got out of the car beaming, with the instructor telling him he wished he had driven that well at 19. His score: an impressive 85%, and rated 'A' in a number of categories. Something for me to beat.
Car 2 came back in again, and I took my place at the wheel. We started going round in third, braking at the cones, stopping braking at the next, and hitting the third (well almost). I was enjoying myself, and getting faster each lap. Half way round the second lap I realised I didn't have my seat belt on! The instructor asked what car I have, and if I'd done anything like this before. I haven't. He helped be get the racing line improved, and the first time I drove almost straight through the chicane, I was amazed at the speed we took into the next corner. There was also an unbelievable long left hander, which you just seem to be able to go through at any speed, it forces you against the side of the car. There's a lot to do on each lap, and you cannot loose concentration for a second. I made two errors - probably lots more, but two I remember clearly. I missed third in a change down, and went across the apex in neutral! The other one was more serious, I approached the tight right hander much too fast, and the instructor had to use the dual controls, or they would have had one less mini.
I'd been on the course for about 15 minutes, though it didn't seem more than five. I was just beginning to have enough time to start enjoying myself, and the track time was over. My score: 90% - I think that deflated Andrew a bit, but one of the other instructors did mention that 30 years extra experience must count for something!

SPAMALOT

http://www.montypythonsspamalot.com/

Monty Python's Spamalot garnered14Tony nominations, the most of any show this season

And no surprise there .....

Remember Monty Python and the Holy Grail, well this is a rip-off of that well loved film, but as it’s a musical you will find some songs that you might not normally associate with THIS film. “Always look on the bright side of life” is perhaps the most famous python song, and is slotted in very nicely to the show. From the very start its python – the announcer sets the scene 1192 England and the next song is Finland. No live moose are hurt in this production of course. We move through many of the memorable scenes “I’m not dead yet” a new song (a slogan on T-shirts after the show), with dancing corpses, and a very realistic looking spade, used very effectively to solve the aforementioned problem. The Swallows, the Taunting Frenchmen, anarcho-syndicalist commune with the watery tart throwing swords to people. “but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!” She may not provide the basis of a system of government, but she is certainly now the love interest. She is also very upset about not being in enough scenes. Sadly the witch burning was too expensive and was cancelled. There are some nice twists, as times have changed since the original, and some very nice new and extremely non-PC songs and jokes. I won’t include them here as I don’t want to spoil the show for others. The original mix of 1192 and 1974, is maintained, but in a different way appropriate to the setting and times. The black knight, the knights who say “Ni!”, brave Sir Robin, the ‘rescue’ of Herbert Prince of the Swamp, and Tim the enchanter (watch him fly – Harry Potter eat your heart out) are all there, but not the bridge of death, because the clue protected by the killer rabbit is quite different.

It all fits together very well, and the cast are very professional and deliver an excellent show.

There were killer rabbit glove puppets on sale at the end of the show!!

A highly enjoyable night, even if we were above the display of the words for the sing-a-long part of the evening, way way up in the balcony. If you’re a python fan – don’t miss it! If you're not don't go near it!

Now back to the Majestic Moose .....

Today's sermon - Matthew 7:7-12

Setting

We are still looking at the Sermon on the Mount. How long has Jesus been speaking? At least since the start of chapter 5 – at these are just Matthew's notes!

Remember the scene, Jesus had met a crowd, so He went up a mountain, sat down and started teaching. His spoke to them about the Kingdom of Heaven, and what its subjects should be like. Right at the start He recognises that people are less than perfect – Blessed are the poor in spirit (5:3)

Let's have a look at a small part of this sermon in a lot more detail. I'm going to break it down into three sections, I'll start with verses 7 & 8.

Ask, Seek, Knock (vv 7 & 8)

The Amplified Bible states this passage as “Keep on asking, and it will be given you; keep on seeking, and you will find; keep on knocking [reverently] and [the door] will be opened to you. For everyone who keeps on asking receives; and he who keeps on seeking finds; and to him who keeps on knocking, [the door] will be opened.”

The verbs that Jesus uses are in a tense which imply a continuous activity – so “Keep on ...” or “Continue to ...” is the sense of what is being said.

Ask

Ask for What? If you take this passage on its own it could be anything, like a new Mercedes? - How Likely would that be – pretty unlikely, but what would happen if I prayed today and one was delivered on Tuesday?. What would happen when the story got around – do you think there might be a sudden increase in church membership? Would there be an increase in the number of Christians? - no.

It's based on need - for the Kingdom, for another or yourself. We've already seen that in Jesus teaching on prayer earlier in Mt 6. “Give us today our daily bread.”; “Forgive us our debts”; and “Lead us not into temptation”

Sometimes God will grant the request at the first prayer:

Mattress Story

An African church had been called together by the new pastor to pray. He asked them what needs they had, that the church could pray for. After a rather long silence, an elderly woman stood up and said “I need a mattress”, she was clearly in some pain. Well it wasn't what he was expecting, but He'd called them there to pray, so they asked God for a Mattress. During the week someone gave her a mattress. At the next Sunday service, she was praising God loudly all the way to church. - It was a turning point for the pastor and his church.

and sometimes you have to keep on asking:

Scott Hoezee's tells the story of his 95-year-old great-grandmother:

One of her six sons had wandered pretty far from the church. But then, nearing his 70^th year, he suddenly settled down, married a fine Christian woman, joined a church, and soon became elected elder in that congregation. And I so well remember my great-grandma saying, "I prayed for that boy for 50 years, and now look at him! Just goes to show what a little praying can do."

We keep on asking because it might work, because we believe the God will grant our request.

We keep on asking because that's way we learn about our Father. It's what children do when they repeatedly ask – they learn about their parents and how they respond to requests, what is in their will. If your 6-year-old asked for the carving knife and announces that she will carve the joint for you this Sunday, you will say “No”. If she asks for biscuits 20 minutes before lunch, you'd probably say “No” as well. If you've been for a long walk, and arrived home cold and tired, the response is likely to be different – You'd get the Jamie Oliver cook book, and prepare her a proper meal – much more than she was hoping for.

The Bible says some other things about asking God:

1 John 3:22 We receive from him anything we ask, because we obey his commands and do what pleases him.

James 4:3 When you ask, you do not receive, because you ask with wrong motives, that you may spend what you get on your pleasures.

No Mercedes then!

1 John 5:14 This is the confidence we have in approaching God: that if we ask anything according to his will, he hears us.

Seek

When we think of seeking, we are usually thinking of a task that will take some time and effort. We say that we are seeking out that beautiful view, or secluded garden, or we seek peace and quiet.

find the view point on IoW

Two weeks ago Jo and I spent our holiday on the Isle of Wight. After the Service at St Blasius we spoke to some of the congregation, who also turned out to be non-residents, and told us of a path across the downs to Ventnor. We said goodbye and followed the path out of the back of the church, and up the hill. Some way up the hill we met a woman coming down who told us of a view point on the top of the down, where you could see about half the island. We followed the path, but it seemed to lead in the wrong direction. Eventually we found ourselves walking along a thick hedge, which I was fairly sure we should be on the other side of to reach the view point. After a while I spotted a stile in the hedge, and we were able to go through the hedge and enjoy the view. It was worth the walk, and the concentration looking for the path.

What is Jesus saying we should seek for? He's already told us in Mt 6:33 “seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well”.

We are to be seeking the Kingdom of God, and Gods righteousness. We are to be alert and concentrating - looking for any evidence of God and his Kingdom. There's plenty, both in us and around us. If we look carefully we will find it. It has always been true, God is there for those who seek Him even in the OT:

Psalm 34:10 The lions may grow weak and hungry, but those who seek the LORD lack no good thing.

Jeremiah 29:13 You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart.

Hosea 5:15 Then I will go back to my place until they admit their guilt. And they will seek my face; in their misery they will earnestly seek me.

Amos 5:4-6 This is what the LORD says to the house of Israel: Seek me and live;do not seek Bethel, do not go to Gilgal, do not journey to Beersheba. For Gilgal will surely go into exile, and Bethel will be reduced to nothing. Seek the LORD and live, or he will sweep through the house of Joseph like a fire; it will devour, and Bethel will have no-one to quench it.

Isaiah 55:6-9 Seek the LORD while he may be found; call on him while he is near. Let the wicked forsake his way and the evil man his thoughts. Let him turn to the LORD, and he will have mercy on him, and to our God, for he will freely pardon. For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, declares the LORD. As the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts than your thoughts.

Knock

The idea of Doors Opening seems to be the description of an opportunity in the New Testament, as is for us also.

Acts 14:27 On arriving there, they gathered the church together and reported all that God had done through them and how he had opened the door of faith to the Gentiles.

1 Corinthians 16:8-9 But I will stay on at Ephesus until Pentecost, because a great door for effective work has opened to me, and there are many who oppose me.

2 Corinthians 2:12 Now when I went to Troas to preach the gospel of Christ and found that the Lord had opened a door for me,

Colossians 4:3 And pray for us, too, that God may open a door for our message, so that we may proclaim the mystery of Christ, for which I am in chains.

So if we see opportunities to server God, we should try -knock on the door – to see what happens. That is part of what I am doing in my training – as they keep reminding us – we have been selected for training – not licensing. Four year seems a long time to keep knocking, but I'm sure people have been knocking at doors for longer than that before they are finally opened.

Evil Parents (vv 9-11)

After telling us to Ask, Seek and Knock, and promising to grant our wishes, Jesus then goes on to compare Evil parents with the Heavenly Father:

Which of you, if his son asks for bread, will give him a stone?

Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a snake?

If you, then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father in heaven give good gifts to those who ask him!

Why does He use these particular images? A stone could looks quite like a small loaf of bread, by a snake he may well mean an eel, the Jews were not allowed to eat eels – thats in Leviticus 11:9 & 10 – if you want to check it out!

Lev 11:9-10 " 'Of all the creatures living in the water of the seas and the streams, you may eat any that have fins and scales. 10 But all creatures in the seas or streams that do not have fins and scales—whether among all the swarming things or among all the other living creatures in the water—you are to detest.

Bread & Fish are staple foods of the time. So Jesus is assuming that parents will give good things to their children, and not tease, trick or frustrate them. All people (parents or not) are evil but do some good. The good they do is tainted. God is Good, so he will do Good that is not tainted by evil.

Remember this as you ask, seek, knock.

vv 11-12 The Golden Rule

Rabbi Hillel (about 20 years before Jesus' birth) was asked by a Greek considering Judaism to summaries the whole of the Jewish law in the time he could stay standing on one leg. His response was "What is hateful to you, do not do to anyone else. This is the whole law; all the rest is only commentary"

Something like the golden rule exists in most philosophies and religions, lets take a look at some:

Greek: "Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did it to you."
-- Socrates (the Greek philosopher), - circa 470-399 BC

Confucianism Do not do to others what you would not like yourself. Then there will be no resentment against you, either in the family or in the state.
Analects 12:2

Buddhism Hurt not others in ways that you yourself would find hurtful.
Udana-Varga 5,1

Hinduism This is the sum of duty; do naught onto others what you would not have them do unto you.
Mahabharata 5,1517

Islam No one of you is a believer until he desires for his brother that which he desires for himself.
Sunnah

Judaism What is hateful to you, do not do to your fellow man. This is the entire Law; all the rest is commentary.
Talmud, Shabbat 3id

Taoism Regard your neighbor’s gain as your gain, and your neighbor’s loss as your own loss.
Tai Shang Kan Yin P’ien

Zoroastrianism That nature alone is good which refrains from doing another whatsoever is not good for itself.
Dadisten-I-dinik, 94,5

21^st Century British culture: “Do unto others before they have the chance to do unto you”

Jesus has a slightly different take on this common saying, instead of a negative, He has a positive. “do to others what you would have them do to you “ This is typical for Jesus and entirely consistent with the rest of his teaching.

The sheep and the goats

If you use the negative version of the saying and apply it to the story of the sheep and the goats (Mt 32-42) the sheep are much harder to distinguish from the goats. The goats may have never done anything to others that they would hate. Jesus requires more, it is not sufficient to be passive – we have to be active, taking the initiative, doing good to others.

Problems with the Golden Rule

“The Message” states the rule as “Ask yourself what you want people to do for you, then grab the initiative and do it for them.” There are problems with this:

As some of you know I'm hoping to go on a driving experience at Rockingham. When I got the present I was very pleased – a great thing to do. So following this rule perhaps I should buy something like it for Jo – I enjoyed having this gift given to me, she will enjoy having the same gift given to her – won't she?

Probably not: - lets re-phrase it:

“Treat others as you want to be treated”

An Example of the Golden Rule, as it should be: The Stoke Gifford weekend

Last weekend we took Liz to her new home, where she is doing a year out. Its in the Parish of Stoke Gifford, just outside Bristol. I'll remember the weekend for a long time. They had planned it all for us, they took us out to eat on the Saturday evening – and paid the bill. They put us up in somebodies house, and gave us the key so that we could come and go as we pleased. The lady in the house also provided us with breakfast. I think this is an excellent example of the golden rule in action!

Lets hear what some others have to say on the golden Rule:

To keep the Golden Rule we must put ourselves in other people's places, but to do that consists in and depends upon picturing ourselves in their places.
Harry Emerson Fosdick

We have committed the Golden Rule to memory; let us now commit it to life.
Edwin Markham

The Golden Rule is of no use to you whatever unless you realize it is your move

Frank Crane

Don't worry about who they are – the quotes stand on their own.

Now to finish here's another story that illustrates how the Golden rule should work:

The Golden Rule Story – an Illustration, Benjamin Franklin

There was a man who died and was being taken to heaven by angels. But first, they wanted to show him hell (just for the hell of it I guess).

The angels then took him to a place where there was a great bowl, so great that it was as big as a lake. The bowl was filled with a nutritious stew. All the way around the sides of this bowl were people. Emaciated, starving, miserable people. These people had spoons to eat the stew with, that were long enough to reach it from the shore (about 12 feet). The trouble was, while they could scoop up the stew into the spoon, they could not get it into their mouths because the spoons were so long the stew would fall off before they could get it to their mouths. So here were all these pathetic people, suffering and moaning in agony, constantly trying to eat the food that was abundantly in front of them - all in vain. Next, the angels took the man to heaven. To his surprise, he saw the same scene! There it was, a giant lake-like bowl of the same stew, surrounded by people with 12 foot long spoons. Yet something was different here - all these people were smiling, happy, and healthy looking!

"Why? What is the difference here that these people are happy and well fed?", the man said to the angels.

They replied, "Have you not eyes to see?". The man looked more carefully, and observed that one person would scoop up the stew, and bring it to the mouth of another. Then someone else would scoop up stew and feed it to the other.

The angels smiled and said, "Here the people feed each other. Here are the people that learned the way of Love."